Yeah, OK... And this gives me an idea for your punishment.
Every day, for a month, you're going to pick flowers and arrange them - cutely - on each table in the dining hall, for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You will also write inspiring and happy positive sentiments in the form of adorable poetry. You will set these messages at each placement.
And if enough pretty flowers don't exist in the green house, I'll make sure you get them through someone else's visit to the enclosure.
If there's a flood or port, your sentence get suspended until those events are over.
You are aware that every time I look at a flower, I see it as it is for only a moment before I watch it whither and die before my eyes? That to me while you'd see an arrangement of flowers that looked perfectly healthy, I'd see them as rotten and blackened? That I'd have no way of knowing if the arrangement was cute?
Also, I wouldn't begin to know how to write poetry.
And you also get to be forced to socially interact with whoever your boss and co-employees are, by asking them for their informed opinion. And using your imagination.
See? We've got a way of thinking of everything around here...
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Date: 2011-11-14 04:50 am (UTC)Gymnasium or cleaning. Something where you don't have the chance to poison people.
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Date: 2011-11-14 04:53 am (UTC)What about the greenhouse?
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Date: 2011-11-14 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-14 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-14 05:21 am (UTC)Every day, for a month, you're going to pick flowers and arrange them - cutely - on each table in the dining hall, for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You will also write inspiring and happy positive sentiments in the form of adorable poetry. You will set these messages at each placement.
And if enough pretty flowers don't exist in the green house, I'll make sure you get them through someone else's visit to the enclosure.
If there's a flood or port, your sentence get suspended until those events are over.
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Date: 2011-11-14 05:25 am (UTC)Also, I wouldn't begin to know how to write poetry.
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Date: 2011-11-14 05:28 am (UTC)And you also get to be forced to socially interact with whoever your boss and co-employees are, by asking them for their informed opinion. And using your imagination.
See? We've got a way of thinking of everything around here...
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Date: 2011-11-14 05:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-14 05:31 am (UTC)You really want to push those odds?
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Date: 2011-11-14 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-14 05:35 am (UTC)Your call.
There's an old saying on my world: 'Quit while you're ahead'. This would be a good time to take it to heart.
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Date: 2011-11-14 05:37 am (UTC)