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[hourglass_twin]

Dear

I don't even know who this man I am compelled to write to is. I suppose this is part of the winter solstice celebration I've seen people call 'Christmas', but it bothers me that I am being compelled to write to a deity whose identity I'm unfamiliar with.

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like the Staff of Magius, the dragon orb (and, of course, to be able to summon Cyan Bloodbane in ports). I would also like some snake skin, an unfertilized egg of a serpent, monkshood (the plant), white willow tree bark, and a bottle of elven wine.

If the world of Krynn is within your reach, I'd also like you to send my brother Caramon a crippled rabbit.



...this entire thing is foolish.

Comments

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

It's nice to see a list that somewhat resembles normal. At least you're not requesting the genocide of entire nations, or a plate full of melted eyeballs.

[hourglass-twin.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I'd rather have entire nations bow at my feet.

[wardennolonger.livejournal.com]

Of course.